The Great Cushion of Lore

The Great Cushion of Lore is a crimson velvet cushion of mysterious origins and undeniable power. Crafted by an artisan who did not realize they were creating a sacred artifact, the cushion exerts an irresistible pull on any cat within a 50-foot radius. It has been the site of countless naps, treaty negotiations, and territorial disputes.

Crafted in 2018 by an artisan who did not realize they were creating a sacred artifact, the cushion was originally purchased as ordinary home decor. The first cat to sit on it — Yuuki — immediately recognized its significance, and the cushion has since been the epicenter of feline activity in the household.

**Irresistible** — any cat within 50ft feels compelled to sit on it. **Comfort aura** — cats sleep twice as long on the cushion as anywhere else. **Diplomatic significance** — cats who would normally fight will share the cushion peacefully.

Yuuki — Favorite resting spot; first to claim it. Momo — Secondary occupant; sits with dignity. Mochi — Arch-nemesis; attacks it regularly, then sits on it.

• Served as mediator in 30+ territorial disputes. • Has never been removed from its position of honor. • Witness to three major feline treaties.

| Offense | Details | |---------|---------| | Excessive comfort | Convicted of being too comfortable to leave | | Cat hair accumulation | Guilty of harboring 5 lbs of fur |

- The cushion has its own dedicated Instagram account, run by the cats. - Its exact location within the living room was determined by a feline council.